Thursday, December 20, 2012

New Poster For G.I. Joe: Retaliation

In the March 29 release, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. The film stars D.J. Cotrona, Byung-hun Lee, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Park, Jonathan Pryce, Ray Stevenson, Channing Tatum with Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson.
The film is directed by Jon M. Chu from a screenplay by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

So Whatcha Doin' Tomorrow? Oh, Wait... There IS No Tomorrow!

So what are you planning to do with your last day on the planet?
I'm gonna do some LAUNDRY!

New Logo

This is a new logo I just finished for my new business venture; Tiki Taxi. Whaddya think?

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Thinning Out The Gene Pool: Some Folks Are Just Too Dumb to Live...


Hugh Jackman was rumored last month to be joining the cast of director Bryan Singer's X-Men: Days of Future Past, but now the filmmaker has made the casting official via his account.

"I would officially like to welcome to the cast of #Xmen Days of Future Past. Very excited! More to come..." Singer said.

Jackman is joining a cast that includes James McAvoy, Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Fassbender, Nicholas Hoult, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart.
Scheduled for release on July 18, 2014, X-Men: Days of Future Past features a script by Simon Kinberg and is said to be inspired Chris Claremont and John Byrne's comic book storyline that ran in "Uncanny X-Men" #141 and 142 back in 1981. "Days of Future Past" introduced the idea of an alternate future for Marvel's mutants that grew out of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants killing an important senator, leading to a future where all mutants are hunted by Sentinels.
In addition to playing a key role in the comic book version of the story, Wolverine has appeared in every live-action "X-Men" film to date and will star in his second solo adventure with the July 26 release The Wolverine.

So Whaddya Think?

Bullshit? Or not?
Call me gullible, but I can believe it. Some Eagle's eyes are just bigger than their capacity to carry their meals away...


I ran across this sweet art while going through my Tumblr list, and I'm still astounded and ashamed that I don't own this movie.

First Look: The Wicked Witch of The West From Sam Raimi's "The Great and Powerful Oz"

The rumor mill says it's gonna be either Mila Kunis or Rachel Weisz in the green makeup. Personally, I can't tell, but I hope it's Kunis because there's just something "witchy" about that chick.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Check This Out...

Tim Burton lends his directing genius to the Killers for their new tune; "Here with me", and the results are quite mesmerizing! The song is just so-so, though.

That's Pretty Sweet...

Thursday, December 13, 2012

You can Buy Monkeys at IKEA Now?

Or just jackets for monkeys? I don't get it; What's happening here?

Here it is; The Official Trailer For Del Toro's Pacific Rim!

Pacific Rim will hit UK cinemas on 12th July 2013. The US will get stomped one day earlier, on Thursday 11th.
Here’s the blurb, if you want it.
When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity’s resources for years on end.
To combat the giant Kaiju, a special type of weapon was devised: massive robots, called Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are locked in a neural bridge. But even the Jaegers are proving nearly defenseless in the face of the relentless Kaiju.
On the verge of defeat, the forces defending mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes – a washed up former pilot (Charlie Hunnam) and an untested trainee (Rinko Kikuchi) – who are teamed to drive a legendary but seemingly obsolete Jaeger from the past. Together, they stand as mankind’s last hope against the mounting apocalypse.

This is Just Effing INSANE!!!

I'm a little bummed that they didn't dig into the Nirvana catalog a bit, but this original tune is pretty damn solid! Kurt would be pleased.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Check Me Out at The Skatepark!

J/K! Damn, I wish I was that good! Dig that flawless execution - mad skills, son, mad skills!

New Full Trailer For The Man of Steel!

Now this looks like the Superman reboot we've been waiting for!
This trailer will be playing in cinemas with The Hobbit.
Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel will reach UK and US cinemas on June 14th next year.

Friday, December 7, 2012

New Poster For The Man of Steel

You got a green card esse? You're gonna need to come with us. 
They'd better hope those handcuffs are Kryptonite!

Two weeks ago, Warner Bros. put up the promise of an Exclusive Reward from Man of Steel in conjunction with the home video release of The Dark Knight Rises and it's finally here. Below you'll find the brand-new poster for the film!
Henry Cavill plays Superman in director Zack Snyder's Man of Steel. The film also stars Amy Adams as Daily Planet journalist Lois Lane, and Laurence Fishburne as her editor-in-chief, Perry White. Starring as Clark Kent's adoptive parents, Martha and Jonathan Kent, are Diane Lane and Kevin Costner. 
Squaring off against the superhero are two other surviving Kryptonians, the villainous General Zod, played by Michael Shannon, and Faora, Zod's evil partner, played by Antje Traue. Also from Superman's native Krypton are Lara Lor-Van, Superman's mother, played by Ayelet Zurer, and Superman's father, Jor-El, portrayed by Russell Crowe. Rounding out the cast are Harry Lennix as U.S. military man General Swanwick, as well as Christopher Meloni as Colonel Hardy. 
Man of Steel is coming to 3D, 2D and IMAX 3D theaters on June 14.

New Japanese Trailer For Iron Man 3!!!