# 10: Jennifer Carpenter from Dexter. I hear she's married to her on-screen brother, Michael C. Hall, which makes it a little creepy, but still hot enough to break the top ten.
#9: Hayden Panettiere from Heroes. I don't know if it's the whole cheerleader thing or what... um, actually it IS the whole cheerleader thing.
#7: Yvonne Strahovski from Chuck. Every geek's wet dream; a super-tough, super-hot super-spy! Plus, have you ever met a woman named Yvonne who WASN'T hot as all get-out? Didn't think so.
#6: Ali Larter from Heroes. I know, I know - I've already listed someone from Heroes. Don't care. My list.
#5: Busy Philipps from Cougar Town. Y'know, this is a show that my wife initially forced me to watch, but it's actually pretty funny. Busy Philipps could make watching paint dry seem like high-end entertainment, though. And no, I'm not gonna make any crude comments like "I'd like to get Busy with her", or "I needs to have me some Busy time!" Such remarks are quite beneath me.
#4: Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory. OK, nerds are good with things like probability; "What chance would a real-life Leonard have with a real-life Penny?" I think one in a gazillion would be pretty accurate. Sigh, oh well...we can always dream.
#3: Evangeline Lily from Lost. I am gonna cry like a little bitch when this show ends! And one of the main reasons is that I'll miss seeing dear, sweet, dangerous Kate run around in sweaty tank tops carrying a rifle.
#2: Kim Kardashian from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. She make looking at Bruce Jenner's freaky plastic face bearable. Also, her assets are astonishing. Did I just make a really horrible ass joke? Damn, I'm off my game.
#1: And finally, the hottest woman on television today is none other than the lovely, voloptuous, spicy Columbian; Sofia Vergara from the funniest show on TV, Modern Family! I wonder if she'll do a "10 Stupid Questions" interview with me? In my room...with the door locked...and two glasses of wine.
this is a great list...I agree with everyone except #1...but that's just me. Most guys AND girls are in love with her...I just don't get it.
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ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, my husband would take off Kim and the #1 and add Jennifer Love Hewitt. If I were a man, I'd add the dark haired alien chick from "V", (not the way she looks now but when she had long hair on the "Firefly" tv show on SciFi -- which Christina Hendricks was also on!)
ReplyDelete@Jay: Oh Jay, Jay, Jay...are you kiddin' me?!? Actually, I kinda understand. Alot of guys think that Asian women are the cat's ass, and I'm like, eh. Who would you place at #1?
ReplyDelete@Giddy: I struggled with whether or not to add JLH to the list, but maybe since Ghost Whisperer's been sucking balls lately, it's made me bitter towards her? As for the chick from "V", I considered her as well, but she's too thin for my tastes. Dog like a little meat on the bone, ya know!
Hm. Pretty good list. I'd probably bump Ali Larter or Busy Philipps for Amanda Righetti from The Mentalist, though. Actually, I'd bump them both and add Stana Katic from Castle.
ReplyDeleteBut, like you said, your list. :)
Ok , its was two reply for some reason went after number one , one even tried to vote for her husban , well they felt that a latino woman couldnt be number one ? Well she is and it aint close " sofia vergara is super hot " cross those lines into my mine hot "
ReplyDeleteWho said a Latino woman couldn't be number one?!? BOLLOCKS!
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