Well, he might've ended up a little more like this. No, this isn't a refugee from a parallel Earth spit out by the Large Hadron Collider, it's an unidentified Russian government worker who is a dead ringer for the Titanic star. Well, a little rounder, paler, and not quite as well groomed. The line starts here, ladies!

While I'm still not sure that this flick isn't going to completely suck, I am quite certain that this new poster for the film is the bee's knees! I love seeing posters that aren't perfectly airbrushed scenes from the actual movie, and actually convey the feeling of the film. This one says it all; chaotic, violent and colorful. You can judge for yourself whether or not the movie lives up to the poster when it's hits theaters on August 5, 2016.

Then this is for you! Based on Stephen King's incredibly riveting drenched-in-awesome-sauce; 11/22/63, the story follows a guy, who, by entering a magic closet, falls face-first into 1960. Of course, he quickly decides that it is his mission to stop Lee Harvey Oswald and save Kennedy! In my opinion, that would not stop the assassination because Oswald didn't deliver the fatal shot, or possibly any shot at all... you see, the fatal head shot was clearly... okay, okay; not the time or place. (Sigh); just watch the trailer...